and more shit....

so i have come accustomed to changing many and some days it is over 5 poopy diapers (thank goodness i am not nursing anymore) from the girls and i am picking fandango's dog doo up in the yard most days and i get my blood pumping with the neighbor's little yapper shit, but this is my breaking point! one of my almost 14 year old cats (jeff refers to them as rabbits and i am not sure anyone has ever appreciated them but me) is not making it from the bedroom to the cat box some time during the night. now at first i was not blaming her, but our one male much younger cat who stalks around the house all night just waiting to "play" with one of my much older delicate cats, i have to give him some slack because these days he has been "hangin" outside some where more often than not and we still have little pieces of shit to be stepped in.

by now i should be used to all types of shit, solid firm had too much banana yesterday shit, extremely soft extra foul smelling dark blue shit from blueberries, 60lb or rather probably 70lb black lab shit, smaller firmer dog shit*, and believe it or not i may or may not have to relieve myself every now and then, but this is too much that one little i missed the cat box turd might find my squirrel looking fuzzy furball of a cat a place in line at the bus stop with a one-way-ticket to the farm in the country where the lonely little old lady lives and needs a pet to keep her company. (did anyone else ever get this line from their mother?)

on the positive side (i am trying to do this more) maybe my super intelligent husband can find a a way to recycle all of the shit into fuel for my SUV that takes two swipes of the credit card to fill up these days.

well, i am off, i just watched one of the girls complete her first batch of the day.

*there is defiantly a difference in dog shit based solely on the type of food they are feed.....and i am positive our neighbors are feeding their dogs processed horse meat mixed with bits of recycled plastic and topped off with three year old grains or whatever it is that comes in the $3 bag of dog food.